The dude from Deadsy did what???

You may or may not have heard of Deadsy. (I absolutely realize the humor in the fact that I've started a post with mention of Deadsy, but stay with me.) One of the funny things about Deadsy (besides the fact that their bassist's name is 'Creature') is that their singer, Phillips Exeter Blue I (aka Elijah Blue Allman), is the son of Cher and Gregg Allman.

Just to clarify, this guy:

is the son of this guy:

and this woman:


But wait, there's more!!! Elijah, or P. Exeter as Deadsy's 9 fans like to call him, was on Stern last week where he told Howard that he and Paris Hilton had unprotected sex years ago before she was famous (and a chart-topping artist). Again, that's funny, but the climax (double-entendre semi-intended) was when he mentioned that afterwards he scrubbed his weapon of mass destruction with Tilex for fear that Paris had graciously shared an STD of some sort.

These are the kinds of things that write themselves. I couldn't have made this up if I'd tried. And to think that none of it would have been possible without Cher.

- Black -