back from vacation / things that bother me
hey! its mr. chainsaw and i am back from vacation. (and by vacation, i mean doing WAY too much blow and cleaning my house like 17 times.)
wanna hear about some stuff that bothers me?
ok, cool. me too.
borat is the new napoleon dynamite. hey douche bag - when you say "nice" and "i like" you are just about as lame as every asshat that went around saying "gosh" and "heck yes." and i am pretty sure you will still be saying it in 3 years. have fun at comic con.
travis barker can suck my dick. "fuck that dude," is what he had to say about tom delonge. hey travis - if it was not for tom, your ass would still be a goddamn aquabat. do not forget that. we all know you are awesome cuz you have the same tattoo guy as eminem, but shut the fuck up and play drums. if you hate tom so much, feel free to give back your 37 cadillacs and 378 boomboxes. mark can say that, but you cant. go start a band with scott raynor.
i don't give a shit about how many afrockans madonna adopts. let that bitch take as many fly-eyed kids out of there as she wants. 20 bucks says in 13 years that kid is going to be banging the shit out of suri cruise.
there is a warrant out for snoop's arrest. he has an album coming out on nov 21st. you do the math. the album is called "the blue carpet treatment." get it? blue! because he is a crip! bro, you just turned 37 and have a retarded house in pomona. it has been a long time since you were a rollin 20. (that is some lbc gangsta shit right there. i am so down.) oh yeah, you are also responsible for every 42 year old white guy saying "forshizzle." time to hang it up snoop.
the band HIM is releasing a bside record on universal. but they are signed to sire. i hate label bullshit. anyway, this album is a whole mess of remixs and acoustic (shitty) versions of a bunch of old HIM songs. nothing from the most recent record and the only song i recognize is a remix of "join me." this is pretty much for bam only. oh yeah - this band went by HER for a while. no, thats not a joke. before they signed to sire, jimmy pop was going to put out a US version of razorblade but he didnt have the legal power to get the clearance for the name. so some asshole thought it would be good to change the name to HER. thank god goldstone found them and fixed all of that. one more thing....valle cant kick the blow so they canceled their us tour with papa roach and lost prophets. good lord there would have been a lot of guy-liner at that show.
i am going to bed. suck it.
chainsaw.
oh yeah...hot chick time.
wanna hear about some stuff that bothers me?
ok, cool. me too.
borat is the new napoleon dynamite. hey douche bag - when you say "nice" and "i like" you are just about as lame as every asshat that went around saying "gosh" and "heck yes." and i am pretty sure you will still be saying it in 3 years. have fun at comic con.
travis barker can suck my dick. "fuck that dude," is what he had to say about tom delonge. hey travis - if it was not for tom, your ass would still be a goddamn aquabat. do not forget that. we all know you are awesome cuz you have the same tattoo guy as eminem, but shut the fuck up and play drums. if you hate tom so much, feel free to give back your 37 cadillacs and 378 boomboxes. mark can say that, but you cant. go start a band with scott raynor.
i don't give a shit about how many afrockans madonna adopts. let that bitch take as many fly-eyed kids out of there as she wants. 20 bucks says in 13 years that kid is going to be banging the shit out of suri cruise.
there is a warrant out for snoop's arrest. he has an album coming out on nov 21st. you do the math. the album is called "the blue carpet treatment." get it? blue! because he is a crip! bro, you just turned 37 and have a retarded house in pomona. it has been a long time since you were a rollin 20. (that is some lbc gangsta shit right there. i am so down.) oh yeah, you are also responsible for every 42 year old white guy saying "forshizzle." time to hang it up snoop.
the band HIM is releasing a bside record on universal. but they are signed to sire. i hate label bullshit. anyway, this album is a whole mess of remixs and acoustic (shitty) versions of a bunch of old HIM songs. nothing from the most recent record and the only song i recognize is a remix of "join me." this is pretty much for bam only. oh yeah - this band went by HER for a while. no, thats not a joke. before they signed to sire, jimmy pop was going to put out a US version of razorblade but he didnt have the legal power to get the clearance for the name. so some asshole thought it would be good to change the name to HER. thank god goldstone found them and fixed all of that. one more thing....valle cant kick the blow so they canceled their us tour with papa roach and lost prophets. good lord there would have been a lot of guy-liner at that show.
i am going to bed. suck it.
chainsaw.
oh yeah...hot chick time.
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