Karma does exist!

Warner Brother 'recording artist' and professional partier Paris Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Thursday after driving erratically and failing a field sobriety test. Paris' publicist claims she was not intoxicated and had only consumed one drink after being up late working on a music video and not eating all day.


I can't figure out what's funnier:
a) that she got a DUI
b) that she blew a .08 after one margarita
c) that she didn't eat all day (such a surprise!)
d) that she was exhausted after a long day of 'work' making another video (with her clothes on)
e) that she claimed she was driving erratically because she was so hungry for In-N-Out.
f) that I found a picture of her in one of Puff Daddy/Diddy/P-Diddy/Puffy's 'Vote of Die!' shirts

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