Go pick up your cash!!! (Our cut is 10%)

Long time no talk!! We promise to start updating this more, it's just been super crazy around here with the release of the new +44 record. Chainsaw and I were contracted by Travis to send out press releases making sure everyone knows he can play drums with only one arm. He wants to make sure that EVERYONE knows. Did you see his ass on Letterman holding his splinted wrist up in the air? Yeah, that was part of the plan. I hate to rat him out, but he is paying us in spray-painted Stars and Straps shirts. Not too fired up on that.

But that's not the point of this post. Apparently a lot of you people have unclaimed money and shit just floating around. Well, Chainsaw and I thought it our duty to make you aware that you (and lots of other famous people like you) have money waiting. (Tom, Fatty, Fred, Lemmy, go pick up your shit and pay us.)

Tom Delonge - $211.60

Dustin Kensrue (Singer of Thrice)- $62.34
Apparently dude used to work at In-N-Out. Don't blame him, that shit's grub.

Travis Barker - $56.73
Speaking of awesome jobs, Travis worked at K-Mart. Knowing how much everyone is all over this guys nuts, I expect this to start a wave of 15 year-old kids with mohawks applying at K-Mart.

Fat Mike (aka Mike Burkett) - $469.28
I'm pretty sure this is Fatty, but I'm not totally convinced. You're telling me this guy's just going to leave money lying around, even if it's only $400? That's a lot of matza.

Greg Graffin - $616.00

Tupac Shakur - $243.00
He's got a few. So this explains how he's paying the bills without every leaving the house.

Rick Rubin - 450 shares of stock

Wade Youman (ex-drummer of Unwritten Law) - $214.96
Something tells me he could use this right about now.

Ian 'Lemmy' Kilmister - $287.22

John Feldman (singer of Goldfinger) - $63.35

Death Row Records - $1,178.08
We're going to waive our 10% on this one. (You're welcome Suge.)

Epitaph Records - $100.00

Metallica - $94.72
I think I hear Lars running out to his car as we speak.....

Fred Durst - $818.00

Henry Rollins - $1,149.46
I'm really hoping this is royalties for 'The Chase'.

Rob Zombie - $248.45
I actually searched for a guy named Robert Zombie and he came up. Awesome.

Mark McGrath - $1000.00

Jennifer Love Hewitt - $299.40
I heard these are all of the royalties for her last album.

Adam Sandler - $241.07

Jack Bauer - $35.70
Insurance claims checks? $35? After everything Jack has done for us?!?! Thanks GW.

Michael McDermott - $613.95
Looks like Mikey McD had to put in some time at the GAP after a night with KGB. Depressing.

Bruce Wayne - $320.42
Even Batman has to go to the doctor.

Black - $295.00
It's true, even I have money sitting around. Drinks are on me.


Here's the link to the Controller's site where we got all of this: http://scoweb.sco.ca.gov/UCP/

Now go waste a few hours. You're welcome.

- Black -