anna/eva/jada/nodoubta
hi kids -
anna nicole smith died. bummer. no real connection to music here except that she used to be a stripper. rad. i love strippers. here is one of my favorites:
that's eva angelina. the last thing you need is another pic of anna nicole. plus, eva bones on video. you know what's wrong with that? not a damn thing.
go get the new bloc party record. it really is awesome. the other douchebag i write this blog with will hate it because, well, the record is written by a dude that is black, english AND gay. there is nothing blackie hates more than gay, english black dudes. ironic, given his name and all.
my boy jadakiss was indicted on a gun charge in NY this week. this is the same dude that had a song with the lyric "why did bush knock down the towers?" coincidence? doubts bitch. he was sitting in a car at 4am with weed and a gun in the console and he is pleading not guilty. good for you jada. stand up against those crackers. btw - he totally doesnt look like a dude that would carry a gun.
no doubt is getting back together. i bet the conversation went something like this:
gwen: hi, tony. what's up?
tony: holy shit! your record is the worst fucking thing i have ever heard.
gwen: yeah, sorry bout that. let's write more songs about when we used to date 15 years ago.
tony: k. get some diapers for adrian. he is wacky!
it's slow right now, but i just really wanted to post a pic of eva. i swear to god i just friend requested her on myspace. i mean....er......she friend requested me! oh yeah, that's it!
-chainsaw
anna nicole smith died. bummer. no real connection to music here except that she used to be a stripper. rad. i love strippers. here is one of my favorites:
that's eva angelina. the last thing you need is another pic of anna nicole. plus, eva bones on video. you know what's wrong with that? not a damn thing.
go get the new bloc party record. it really is awesome. the other douchebag i write this blog with will hate it because, well, the record is written by a dude that is black, english AND gay. there is nothing blackie hates more than gay, english black dudes. ironic, given his name and all.
my boy jadakiss was indicted on a gun charge in NY this week. this is the same dude that had a song with the lyric "why did bush knock down the towers?" coincidence? doubts bitch. he was sitting in a car at 4am with weed and a gun in the console and he is pleading not guilty. good for you jada. stand up against those crackers. btw - he totally doesnt look like a dude that would carry a gun.
no doubt is getting back together. i bet the conversation went something like this:
gwen: hi, tony. what's up?
tony: holy shit! your record is the worst fucking thing i have ever heard.
gwen: yeah, sorry bout that. let's write more songs about when we used to date 15 years ago.
tony: k. get some diapers for adrian. he is wacky!
it's slow right now, but i just really wanted to post a pic of eva. i swear to god i just friend requested her on myspace. i mean....er......she friend requested me! oh yeah, that's it!
-chainsaw
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